Nobel Peace Prize Winner Ted Nugent Solves America’s Gun Violence Problem

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Ted Nugent Solves America’s Gun Violence Problem

Nobel Peace Prize winner Pastor Prof. Dr. Theodore A. Nugent, Esq., PhD, DDS, CPA, has successfully solved the gun violence problem in America. Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent’s miraculous solution, delivered during one of his recent Facebook Live fireside chats, comes in the wake of this week’s mass shooting in San Jose, CA . That tragedy left nine people dead (not including the shooter, who ultimately took his own life). Although the shooting — which I believe is already the 5,632,902nd one to take place in the United States this year — has naturally resulted in pansy-ass Satanic freedom-hating liberals calling for stronger gun control laws, Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent argues that such reforms would do nothing to curb gun violence. Speculating that “Maybe [the shooter] got [his guns] from Eric Holder [former Attorney General of the United States] and Barack Obama [former president of the United States],” Pastor Prof. Dr. Nugent, who has been a honored guest at ‘Back the Blue’ rallies, said the shootings would stop if law enforcement would just do their goddamn job: “So there’s a shooting in San Diego [sic] by a guy who has been reported to the government officials numerous times that he rapes his wife, he rapes his ex-wife, he has stated numerous times to the people in his life, ‘I wanna kill people. I’m really upset down there at the VTA, Valley Transit Authority [sic]. I’d like to kill those people.’ And so the people who heard these threats of violence […]

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