You’re kidding, right? This is a ‘well-regulated militia?’

You’re kidding, right? This is a ‘well-regulated militia?’

Brock Some of Nature’s rhythms are eternal, such as the sun rising in the east, the phases of the moon and a high tide running to fill the void of a low tide. Here’s another eternal rhythm: A Democrat moves into the White House and gun sales go up. Ammunition sales, too. Can’t have one without the other because, here in America, guns and ammo go together like pizza and beer. It’s surprising there are any guns left after eight years of Barack Obama as president. Weren’t they all ripped from patriots’ hands and sold to Communist China in a blood deal involving cannibals and aborted fetuses? I don’t know, but that’s what people are saying. I heard they even took Uncle Lester’s squirrel gun. For those unfamiliar with the customs and culture of conspiracy theories, it’s difficult to comprehend the Rabid Right’s love affair with deadly weapons. Whatever the question, the answer is more guns. Armed college students? A-plus! Armed felons? Freedom is the issue! Armed toddlers? What could go wrong? Here’s what could go wrong with armed toddlers. Last week, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security issued a threat warning for “ideologically-motivated violent extremists” who may take up arms to avenge “perceived grievances fueled by false narratives.” Truth be told, it doesn’t take much to rowel up residents of the fever swamps. Civil rights demonstrations, provably false claims of a stolen presidential election, or merely a dog-at-large citation can mobilize them in a hurry. Then they gather […]

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